Trader Joe's in San Mateo, CA Closed now

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  May 10, 2019, by Fidel Marcelo Moran Lupo, MSW
  I LOVE SHOPPING HERE. I am filled with a combo of Amazing and Scary (comorbidity of sentiments) feelings. We love the prices and quality of the produces. Just wondering: is "Captain Spaulding" from "The Devils Rejects" doing the recruitment for this Hillsdale Store? Or is it managed by Mr. Coon and Paul Reubens? Anyway, please BEWARE of the "so called artisan Italian Bread." Be sure to have good artisan dental coverage and Etruscan ancestry before purchasing. After three days this artisan "thing" may be used as a paleolithic/medieval club (because ingredients may include a pinch of Liquid Concrete). Thank You Captain Spaulding for your courteous customer service. Remember personal hygiene when working around FOOD is a MUST for all employees!